Spousal quote of the Day

This is going to have to be a daily post because I can't believe the stuff that comes out of his mouth sometimes.

Before he went to bed the other night this is what I heard:

"Geez...These are like rotten devilled eggs. I'm gonna be crackin' these off at you later."

Joy. What do you suppose he was talking about? I know perfectly well what he was talking about, and it wasn't pretty. At all.