That's Not Very Nice!

Monday, March 06, 2006

Weekend Quotes

Here are some quotes from this weekend:

"That kid was nice, but he's not quite right"

"A buck f***ing twenty-five for a pop?"

"Your Mom is the ultimate Ninja"

"Your Mom keeps dog crap in her pocket?!?!"

Re to above: "Yeah, but it's in a bag."

Q: "What do you get from a $60.00 hooker?"
A: "Crabs"

"That one lesbian over there....I'm thinking she doesn't have it all going on upstairs"

"How sure are you that they are lesbians?"

Yeah, we had fun. I'm resting today, and facing the reality of laundry and cleaning and dishes again....Woo hoo...