Competition the American Way--With Processed Meat

How quick can YOU eat a whole can of SPAM? Takes me about 3 days. Some things you can't rush. I think this kid does it a little quicker than most. Maybe its the gelatinous goo that was on his side that day. I believe he used it to lube up his throat the first bite, and the rest just slid right down.

Honest to god I loved the stuff when I was a kid, and it was always exciting when a fresh can was opened, because Mom would let me play with the goo in the can while I ate. Serious. She won't admit to it (of course), but I remember things. Some stuff just stays with you forever.