For My Buddy Rosssssss

This is for my buddy Ross:


Thank you for springing for the beer

Kareoke guy was a little queer

Serenity was a blast

Pontiacs are fast

I think I owe you thirty dollars

How many pitchers did I drink?

Can we work out a payment plan?

How about a free van?

For Mr. Moneybag Man?

THE END

Remember: A 37 year old married women with 2 kids and husband sitting at the bar jealously leering at you because she is putting the moves on you is just plain funny. For the rest of us. Always. Go get 'em Cowboy!

Seriously, you want a van?