Pesky Painting

I am supposed to be painting my porch chairs right now, shhhhhh..........

I painted one of them and it took 45 minutes. For the first coat. And there are 4. So, 4 chairs at 45 minutes per coat (it'll take at least 2 coats), nevermind, I'm not going to do the math. Oohh, I think it's lunchtime!

:-)