That's Not Very Nice!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Winchester is Just Fine

Upon further investigation on the cease of production of some of the classic Winchester rifles, I have discovered something very disturbing.

None of it is true. Not one bit.

All of it was made up by Contagion of Miasmatic Review, the fake links and all. (you think we can't see a fake link to the Wall Street Journal a mile away, do you Contagion?)

Why?!? WHY?!? You may be asking. One reason. To make his generous loving wife Ktreva think that he might never be able to own a piece of American history, that she would buy him one for fear that it was his last chance ever. That was his plan the whole time. Yes folks, it is sad. On many levels. Mainly because it worked.