Toilet Brush

Toilet brush, toilet brush, how do you do?

The duty that is yours, brave I shall say

Doing what you do, day after day.

The things you have smelled, icky and bad

I appreciate you whole-heartedly, not just a tad.

Thank you dear toilet brush, I rarely say,

but I do now, here, and today.

Man, I should write greeting cards. *snicker* Next one will be about the plunger.