Good Morning Bill...err...John...Wwwhat's Yer Name?

Do you ever wonder why they don't sell toiletry kits in womens bathrooms at the bar? I would think they would sell well to the women who are going to go home with a guy unexpectantly. Just a small little kit with a toothbrush, toothpaste, tiny deodorant, maybe a perfume sample, and some asprin.

I've seen the gals that have been hunting for a man all night. Actually, nevermind. They probably keep a bag packed in their car for such occasions. Nevermind.

Hmmmm....What do you think?