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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Cars, Cars, & More Cars.

Since everyone else is talking about cars...

A guest post by Mike the husband. (Sarahs notes will be in italics and cat crap orange)

These are all of the vehicles we have owned since high school. In order of aquisition. Each one could really be a post of its own.

1) 1980 Mercury Grand Marquis: My first car (The first car I ever did it....errr...nothing...)

2) 1979 Mercury Grand Marquis: Sarah's first car

3) 1979 Buick LeSabre: Sarah's favorite (Not favorite, and is still a sore spot)

4) 1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera: No title, but the owner paid us twice to get it back. (Yeah, that's a really funny story)

5) 1978 Ford LTD: Land yacht. (The second car I did it....errrr.....what?...nothing...)

6) 1985 Buick Century: Lil' Hodge. Parts car.

7) 1974 Ford F-100: It is now a trailer. (A girl needs no clothes on as long as there is Fords famous "High Output Heat". It's the truth.)

8) 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera: The Shitbox. We both absolutely loved it. Went to the scrap yard at 405,000 miles. (Bowing head for a moment of silence...)

9) 1976 Ford F-250 HD: The Wreck. (Still own it)

10) 1989 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera: The '89. Driving a car with 3 burned valves is great fun. (Buying a car previously owned by the village whore is not cool)

11) 1985 Chevrolet Blazer (Full Size): Free from Sarah's dad.

12) 1979 Ford F-150: Rossssssssssss owns it now. (Sucker.)

13) 1986.5 Toyota Supra: I'm glad I never got a ticket for 140mph. (Yes, but I got the ticket for 87 in a 55)

14) 1985 Oldsmobile Cutalss Ciera (Station Wagon): The Sweet Sweet Wagon. (Still own it) (I really like wagons. They are sooo handy.)

15) 1988 Ford E-150: Free from work. Painted to match the rest of the fleet. Wheelchair van. Raised roof. Leaky Roof. 5" tall numbers on the side. Lineoleum floor. No exhaust. Classy. (embarrasing as all hell.)

16) 1992 Ford Corwn Victoria: Looked better once the body got lifted 5" and the 31" tires got put on. (He is not kidding, that car looked super cool after he did that.)

17) 1984 Chevrolet Van: Free from work. Sarah's dad ownes it now.

18) 1991 Chevrolet Lumina: Sucked, sold it as fast as I could.

19) 1989 Ford E-150: Free from work. Conversion Van. Wheelchair lift. Good for hauling stuff around. (still own it) (I threw a fit because of this van. This was the third free van he drug home in a 2 month span. Fit I say.)

20) 1988 Yugo GV: Awesome. In an accident you might as well be in a wet cardboard box. (still own it) (Maybe a wet cardboard box with chicken wire around it...maybe.)

21) 1975 Ford F-350 Flat Bed Tow Truck: Handy. Harvey's favorite. (still own it) (We spent most of a summer a couple years ago at Harvey & TNTs house because of that truck. Thank you for not killing us.)

22) 1978 Ford F-150: Free with the purchase of the tow truck. (Not as good of a deal as one might think)

23) Pontiac Bonneville SSE: Traded the Supra for it. (Also not as good of a deal as one might think.)

24) 1978 Ford F-250: Free from friend. The engine is running on a stand heating my garage. (I wouldn't let him buy a heater. This is what happened.)

25) 1991 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme: Free from Sarah's dad. (still own it)

26) 1974 Ford F-250 HD: My toy. (still own it)

27) 1995 Chevrolet Corsica: The Crapsica. Free from my mom. The most annoying car to drive I have ever owned. (still own it) (It's as though GM has no pride)

28) 1977 Ford F-150: Traded some parts to Rossssssssss for it. Sarah's minty green truck. (still own it) (Thanks Ross, it's my all time favorite Ford truck.)

29) 1991 Chevrolet S-10: Free from my dad. (still own it)

Yes, our neighbors hate us. (Indeed they do.)