Spousal Quote of the Day

Him: "Can I borrow a safety pin?"

Me: "What For?"

Him: "The elastic on my underware is all worn out."

Me: "Throw them away!!" "And no you can't borrow a pin from me."

Him: "What's wrong with pinning my underware?"

Me: "Throw 'em away!"

"What's wrong with pinning my underware?"